I don’t want to know where I can pirate Disney+ content, I wanna know where I can watch classic who
The problem with being a germaphobe and so so tired is someone will make a mess after I just cleaned and the only solution I can see is to ban people from that space so they can’t do it again
MERLIN | 4.07
The Secret Sharer
fighting for my life on indeed.com
ur twenties is just reciting "life is tough but i am tougher" 500 times a day. sometimes thru tears
I’m going to throw something. I’m on my third 9 hour shift in a row scheduled with the two most useless coworkers at once who keep disappearing to do fuck all while I’m manning front by myself and packing 5 orders at once
I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.
Having three days off in a row: wahoo
Having six shifts on in a row:
faeries have replaced my baby with a way cooler baby
love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
dating and relationships are the ultimate “you cringe you lose” compilation
sounds like a joke post but unironically one of the first hurdles to forming healthy happy relationships is to learn to suppress the impulse to go “eww lame” about stuff that partners or potential partners are into.
the chances of meeting someone who isn’t into at least a few things you think are really really lame is very slim, and instead of chasing after the dream of meeting somebody who only, exclusively, likes stuff you also like, it’s better to just like. learn to be more chill about people liking stuff you don’t, and hope that they’ll return the favor and be chill about you liking stuff they don’t.
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
Fun thing about having friends in your twenties is that you’re always between things so sometimes they’ll say some shit like ‘oh yeah might be homeless for a week or two. It’s fine, I’ll figure it out’ like buddy no but also mood